Yeah, that’s a lot of hyperbole going on in the title, but then again, I’ve never quite seen a missed goal like the one featured in the lead video. I’ve never seen a ball just stop at the goal mouth like that. Granted, there was a puddle involved — as well as a perfect example of Newton’s laws of motion in action — but still, even the opposing goalie laughed after such good fortune shined on him and his team.
The good fortune comes from playing on a pitch that allows standing water.
In other news, the Irish could’ve used some of that luck to counter Thierry Henry’s handball. Good luck with the appeal.
Our last SI feature of the day is Daniella Sarahyba, another Brazilian who looks absolutely stunning, especially that megawatt smile of hers. According to her personal information, Daniella started swimsuit modeling when she was 12, count ‘em, TWELVE years old. Apparently, the term “they start them early down there” was meant for Brazil’s modeling industry. Now that she’s safely legal, I have no problem enjoying everything Daniella brings to the table. From what I understand, she too likes guys named “Chris Richardson,” helping her get this coveted spot even more.
Could you imagine what Rio’s Carnival would be like if she was on your arm? As long as you can handle everybody in the place looking at who you arrived with, it’d all be gravy. Just make sure to leave your insecurities at home because a woman like Daniella would surely test them.
Next up on our tour of SI’s Swimsuit Edition, 2009, is Irina Shayk. She has a tendency to make my vocabulary all Keanu Reeves like — that is, a lot of whoas. Because I know all of you are concerned about the accompanying text posts like these have, I’ll share a little bit about her: Irina is one of those Slavic beauties from Russia. She’s 23 years old — My God. Is that even fair? — and she likes dudes named “Chris Richardson.” She also hung the moon, scored 150 points at Madison Square Garden the other night and loves stomping the yard … Just checking to see if you are still with me.
It’s Sports Illustrated’s week, apparently. First there was the A-Rod business (still don’t care), and today, their Swimsuit Edition hit the intertubes — and the reaction is absolutely everywhere. So, instead of simply reviewing the issue or the like, I’m simply going to focus on a few of the models that stood out to me. Warning: These posts will not include Brooklyn Decker, Bar Refaeli or Danica Patrick. These ladies are already famous and don’t need any help of mine. No, instead, I’m focusing on perhaps some of the more unknown models who happened to catch my eye.
Oh, and no Jessica Gomes either. I’ve already established my affection for her. No use beating another dead horse with these posts.
My first spotlight focuses on SI rookie Cintia Dicker, a stunning redhead from Brazil, who also happens to have German blood coursing through her veins. Let’s see — red hair, fiery Brazilian with German blood. I doubt many people have ever won an argument against her.