Now that Lane Kiffin’s massive middle finger
at the Tennessee Volunteers has been delivered, intentional or not, and the fallout has commenced, one question I’ve seen on a recursive basis has to do with Layla Kiffin and whether or not she’ll look as striking in USC garnet as she did in Volunteer orange. Being the eager-to-please blogger that I am, I tried to shed a little light on the question with some quick-and-dirty color manipulation, as seen in the lead image. Now, a woman as attractive as Layla Kiffin
could make sweats, t-shirts and hair rollers look good, but, as I think you’ll agree, while she’s certainly easy on the eyes in maroon-looking colors, it’s still not as visually-arresting as the almost-neon orange of Tennessee.
See? We’re doing God’s work here, answering the important questions.
As for her lesser half, his decision to leave went over like about as well as you’d expect. There were rumors of student riots and tear gas, although, I think those were a little overblown, but then again… Now, it’s pretty safe to say the Tennessee students weren’t happy, and, if they were left to their own devices, they might have hung Kiffin in effigy. Instead, the students allowed their campus mainstay, The Rock, to do the talking for them:
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And with that, the SEC bids a (fond?) farewell to the Kiffin family. While it ended much too soon for this blogger’s taste (strictly for the stories Kiffin generated), it certainly wasn’t forgetful. And hey, it brought Layla Kiffin into our lives.
That’s certainly a good thing — and now we have an idea of what she’ll look like in Trojan red.