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Posts Tagged ‘Terminator’

He’s Baaaaaaaack!!! (Tiger Woods)

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Tiger Woods

Fans of golf cheered and opposing golfers no doubt felt a little tingle down their spine as the word about Tiger Woods’ return to the PGA Tour spread. Woods communicated his intentions to the rest of the world the way he normally does — through his website. His first match will be at the Accenture Match Play Championship in Marana, Arizona.

It’s Tiger’s first appearance on in a PGA event since his stunning victory at last year’s US Open. This also means we’ll get to find out if the “better than ever” rumors are true, but I’m pretty much expecting a Tiger victory either way. Can it really happen any other way with Woods? In case you forgot — yeah, right — here’s a reminder of what he did the last time he was on a golf course, playing for a trophy:

Video after the jump >>

Tiger’s Knee Is Good Enough For A Rubik’s Cube

If you are coming off of a major knee reconstruction, I’m not sure if messing around by putting puzzle cubes on the golf course is the best way to rehab. Perhaps he should be home resting his leg instead of fooling around with a Rubik’s Cube. Talk about foolish.

Apparently, the health of Tiger’s knee doesn’t mean as much to him as it does his fans. What else would explain such shenanigans like these?

So you opted for season-ending knee surgery so you can do this? Were you that bored with golf, Tiger?

Obviously, this is another promotion for the upcoming Tiger Woods 09 game and it’s done in the same style as the walking on water video. The real question is, is this video real or fake? Did Tiger actually putt a Rubik’s Cube or was that more camera tricks? Considering the first “viral” commercial, I’d say this is more camera tricks, but if you were to tell it’s 100% legitimate, I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

As for Tiger’s knee, there’s really not much to report except the T-Nike Terminator model isn’t sure if he’ll be back in time to defend his Dubai Classic championship next year, but it’s obvious he certainly wants to.

H/t to YbB for pointing this out.

Tiger Has Some Work Done On The Endoskeleton

Terminator Tiger

Proving the fact that even Terminator-like machines need maintenance as well, Tiger Woods had some arthroscopic surgery on his left knee to repair some cartilage damage… or so they say. Personally, I think it was repair some of the mechanisms that control his swing and his putting stroke, something that abandoned him at Augusta.

Being that Tiger is indeed a Terminator, I’m wondering if his procedure went something like this:

Because of his injury/scheduled maintenance session, Tiger will miss the upcoming Players Championship but he should be back to full functionality by the US Open in June, ready to continue his search for Sarah Connor — or collecting PGA Majors, depending on his programming parameters.