It’s not often I’m at a loss for words, but this particular item might just do it. What we have is a sleeve designed to look like an arm tattoo, done in Pittsburgh Penguins designs, and they’r available for all NHL teams. Clearly, this, um, thing is intended for either young kids who want to look cool — nothing wrong with that — or a bunch of hipster wanna be/fake hockey fans who are trying really hard to be cool.
I don’t think any fan in their right mind would don one of these things, unless it was part of some Halloween ensemble, even the overzealous ones; but then again, we have folks like Fireman Ed, so who knows.
H/t to 96.1 Kiss’ Morning Freak Show blog for the find.