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Posts Tagged ‘Faceplant’

Goal Posts Are Hazardous To Your Face

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I’ve acquired a number of injuries playing the beautiful game (although, I don’t play it that beautifully). I’ve blown my knee out and it looks like I might have torn my rotator cuff as well. I’ve even scored an on-goal; not be a physical injury to be sure but the psychological effects are pretty painful.

However, I’ve never run into a goal post. Not even in jest.

When this first popped up, I thought the goalie might be the who one faceplants but man, I was wrong. Oh well, at least someone finished the goal off for him. Maybe that’ll ease some of his facial pain. Doubtful, but maybe.

Flip Throw Ins + Opponent’s Face = Good Times

I’ve never been athletic or coordinated enough to complete one of these awesome throw in techniques, but they are certainly fun to watch.

I can only imagine what it would be like to smash an arch-rival in the face with one. Bonus: No foul would be called either because the defender isn’t quick enough to get out of the way.

H/T to The Beautiful Game (via The Offside)