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Posts Tagged ‘Choke’

Poor Nate Kaeding

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Nate Kaeding

Oh, the life of an NFL kicker. Miss three kicks the entire season (while making a few game-winners) and nobody notices you. Miss three kicks in a divisional playoff and everybody in the sports world knows your name, and it’s not because of your regular season accuracy, either. After getting bounced by the surprising New York Jets, the San Diego Chargers faithful don’t have to look too far to place blame.

Internet message boards aren’t the only places taking swipes at Kaeding, either. Just ask the guest hosts of today’s Jim Rome Show (radio, not ESPN) and the joke they made at Kaeding’s expense. Granted, I laughed parts of my behind off, but that just means I’m going to hell, too. I’m still not sure on this whole “having fun at the expense of others” thing, so forgive any “low blow” actions on my part.

The joke in question:

After the game ended, Nate Kaeding tried to hang himself. Unfortunately, when he went to kick the chair out, he missed.

Um, yeah. I’m so going to hell for laughing at that, aren’t I?

Oh well.

I doubt very seriously I’ll be the only one there.

H/t to TBL for the image.

Update
Apparently, Kaeding’s Wikipedia page was defaced to include the joke I heard on Rome’s show. Unfortunately, said defacing has been corrected.

Choking It All Away (NBA Finals)


Derek Fisher deserves all the credit in the world, as does Phil Jackson for sticking with him. Nevertheless, they both should be thanking Dwight Howard and his impotent attempts from the free throw line with a chance to ice the game. If Howard only hits one, Fisher’s late-game heroics from the 3-point line are harmless. And then there’s the issue of fouling Fisher before he gets a shot off. Stan Van Gundy disagreed with that strategy because he thought there was too much time on the clock.

He now says that decision will haunt him forever. Being the coach of a team that just gave up a five-point lead with 30-plus seconds left in a must-win NBA Finals game can cause these kinds of reactions.

Oh, and the blame is not just limited to Howard either. Hedo Turkoglu was three-of-seven from the line in the fourth quarter as well. These defining moments, while almost overshadowed by Fisher’s brilliance, should live on as long as Nick Anderson’s free throws do. They should also take any residual heat off of Courtney Lee‘s behind.

New York Mets Call On Voltron

Mets Voltron

Something has to work, right?

According to a number of reports out of the New York area, the choking ailing Mets have turned drastic measures in order to save whatever post season life they have left. The Onion has much more:

Facing the Cubs in the midst of a three-game losing streak, the desperate Mets sprinted out to the field Tuesday, launched themselves high into the air above Shea Stadium, and combined their bodies to form a 400-foot tall fielding robot called Carlos Voltron…

“After losing eight of our last 12 games, forming Carlos Voltron is our only hope to save our playoff chances,” Manuel said. “We really need power this late in the season, and the 2.5 million pounds of thrust in Voltron’s solid-fuel boosters should give us the lift we need.”

This begs the question: What happens if the Milwaukee Brewers turn into Megatron or the Phillies become Optimus Prime? Could the National League handle that much robot warfare?

NBA Finals: Game, Set, Match?

Ray Allen and Paul Pierce

Wow. What a comeback.

That’s what I was left with last night after watching the Celtics climb out of holes that were, in some cases, 21, 24 and 20 points deep to capture Game 4 — and control of the series — 97-91. While the comeback was certainly one for the ages, Boston started the game like they wanted to be back on the east coast. They ended the first quarter trailing 35-14. In fact, they –as a team — were almost outscored by Lamar Odom, who finished with 13 first quarter points.

But after that was complete, the Celtics outscored the Lakers in each of the remaining stanzas with the biggest margin coming — again — in the third quarter. However, the weirdest thing about that first half was the Lakers built that nice lead WITHOUT one field goal from the player they call “MVP.” Unfortunately from the Lakers perspective, it didn’t get much better for Kobe when the second half started.

While he did score 10-fourth quarter points, he had to do it over some sterling position defense from Paul Pierce. Pierce’s defense was effective enough against Bryant, allowing the Celtics to play a “stay at home” style of team defense instead of worrying about trapping or doubling Bryant. This also meant if the Lakers were going to hold Boston off, it would have to be done by the hands of Bryant.

It wasn’t.

For Boston, it was the Big Three leading the way — again — but they would not have been able to finish their comeback without the 18 massively-huge points from James Posey. Oh yeah, don’t forget about Eddie House either (11 points, 2-4 from behind the arc). In fact, when Doc “Can’t Coach” Rivers put House and Posey in with the rest of the Trio, the team really took off on the offensive end.

No longer could the Lakers slack off of a Rajon Rondo in hopes of disrupting Garnett, Allen or Pierce. They too had to play “stay at home” defense, but in the case of LA, this makes them a much less effective defensive unit.

The play of the game, from where I was watching, was Ray Allen’s game-sealing layup in the closing seconds. After being unnecessarily pestered by Sasha Vujacic (nice follow-up game, there, Sasha), Allen waved a Kevin Garnett screen off in order to take an over-aggressive Vujacic off the dribble. And boy, did he ever.

Take a look:

After that, it was all over but the crying.

Game 5 is on Father’s Day (this Sunday) at 8:30. Will the Celtics close it out or will Kobe extend the series so that it at least goes back to Boston? One more thing before I finish:

For some reason, I found delight knowing Justin Timberlake — a person born in Memphis, TN — can’t be feeling good after leading the “Go Lakers” cheers in the fourth quarter. I guess that’s what you get for being a bandwagon fan.