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I know spectator sports venues are all about involving the fans in their stoppage-of-play shenanigans, but sometimes, it’s better to leave these things to the trained mascots.

Observe:

I was thinking of a witty comment, something like, “missed it by that much,” but I think Mr. Spectator provided all the humor we need.