LeBron James = Illustrated Man
As an admitted tattoo aficionado, I can honestly say I fully support the idea of athletes rocking the ink. There have been countless galleries of athletes and their skin art and this isn’t an attempt to recreate that. No, what we have is a surprised blogger because he didn’t know LeBron’s upper body was as decorated as it is. Observe:
Damn, LeBron. That’s a lot of ink. In fact, your torso and arms look like they are approaching Enigma status, something you’ll certainly achieve if you continue on the inked route.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.