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Instead of the mindless ramblings of my opinion about this (Yeah, it’s NSFW-ish and I can see why it’s not wanted in a prime viewing slot; but still, the nanny state reaction still surfaces in my mind. Just look at some of the foreign commercials [a favorite.]), here’s something they call creativity in action. I’m not promising it will be funny.

I’m too sexy for TV, too sexy for TV
No one is going to watch me

I’m too sexy for commercials, too sexy for commercials
So sexy I’m banned
And I’m too sexy for the viewers, too sexy for the viewers
Your kids and the fam

And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m eating flesh

We use models you know what I mean
And we will not be seen on the TV
Yeah on the TV on the TV yeah
And we will not be seen on the TV

I’m too sexy for watching too sexy for watching
Too sexy with fruit
And I’m too sexy for your meat
Too sexy for your meat, wear fur and you die

We are PETA you know what I mean
And we’ll kick the shit out of Mike Vick
Yeah out of Mike Vick out of Mike Vick yeah
We’ll kick the shit out of Mike Vick

And I’m too sexy for this Super Bowl

- Done to the tune of “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred.

PETA has much more on their banned ad and they also have individual videos of the models used in the original commercial, including the great pumpkin licker.

There’s nothing wrong with being titillated, even on Super Bowl Sunday.