Lucky for him, the age of consent in New Jersey is 16! So, he actually had a little buffer-zone there. But you must understand, that Mark Sanchez is a mental midget and is likely about 17 years old mentally, so that is an easy explanation for his decision-making in this case.

After all, this is a guy who would smear “boogers” on his teammates and draw mustaches on the photographs of his coach’s children.

Here’s a clue, Mark… grow the f**k up.