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Clearly, that’s the most positive action Dallas Cowboys have had this season. Unfortunately, it came in the form of a chick who apparently turns into a porn star in training once Miller Lite is introduced and the willing dude she’s with. I’m torn here, because, normally, I have little problem with slutty chicks, but this reeks of a desperate “Please notice me” cry of attention-getting.

I guess I don’t like attention whoring all that much.

What? You couldn’t get on at the local strip club, so you take your drunken, slutty talents of having no sense of how to behave in a public setting and dry hump the guy your with until the other fans start waving dollar bills at you?

Was that her plan here? If so, she succeeded far beyond expectations.

H/t to Boston’s Barstool Sports for the find.