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Tristan KingsleyTristan Kingsley apologies for the Super Bowl porn. Not really.

Because they subjected some of their Arizona customers to some unintended adult entertainment, Comcast is issuing a $10 credit to those subscribers who were subjected to that filth (spoken with a healthy side of righteous indignation). Naturally, the two performers who were in the unintentional clip are milking their surprise appearance for all its worth.

Over at XFanz (NSFWish), Evan Stone talks about his surprise performance:

Naturally, Stone doesn’t want Comcast to take all the credit.

“Oh, it was all a master plan,” he said. “I had been planning this for years. It serves them right for not letting me play in the game.”

The female performer in question, Tristan Kingsley, also acknowledges her role (NSFW) in Comcast’s debacle and like any up-and-comer would, Tristan loved the free publicity:

Weeellll…..right after the team wearing the red and white with a little red bird on the helmet made a touch down….there was a network mishap. And somehow wires were crossed and the game was intercepted with an Adult network. That particular adult channel was playing a porno (duh) and the 30 seconds of national air time from that porn channel had ME TRISTAN KINGSLEY playing with a penis!!!!

I WAS ON TV DURING A SUPER LARGE AND POPULAR FOOTBALL GAME THIS PAST SUNDAY!!!!

You wanna check it out and see what exactly I am talking about you can go TMZ.com and scroll all the way down to the last video titled “Porn Clip Penetrates….Broadcast”

All I have to say is it could have been any other of the hundreds of porn chicks but they decided to pick the BEST moment and “accidentally” air the BEST porn chick in action….ME! :)

Isn’t that awesome haha.

Tristan goes on to say she’d be enjoying some pizza she had delivered. Apparently, becoming an unintended Super Bowl icon taxes your appetite. Finally, if Comcast wants to pay me $10 bucks an hour to watch and review their porn channels (or Tristan’s movies ;) ) in order to select next year’s “accidental” clip, they can get in touch with me through the blog.

I’m wondering if, in nine months or so, the birth rate in Tucson will be increased over last year’s total?