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Barry Sanders

We’ve discussed a number of various Super Bowl shenanigans people get into. Highlights include self-vasectomies, human toilets, or attractive females offering their company via an Internet auction. Now, one of the best offensive football players of the modern era — Barry Sanders — wants to get in on the action as well. And hey, since he never made it to the Super Bowl, perhaps offering himself as a guest is the next best thing.

Yes, you can bid on the opportunity, via eBay, to have Barry Sanders attend your Super Bowl shindig, if that’s your thing.

Update:
Unfortunately, you only have a few minutes to outbid the current leading amount, which stands at over $14,000. Benefits go to charity and all that good jazz, but I must say, it’s weird to see such a introverted individual do something so outgoing. Hell, you never know. Maybe he’ll be comfortable enough at your party to bust out some dance moves he never used during his all-to-brief career.

Update 2:
The winning bid for Sanders’ company? $17,000.

Barry Sanders

For 17 grand, I sure hope the greatness does indeed taste great.