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So yeah, there’s a little competition between an up-and-coming porn star — if you find a pun in that description, it was intended — and an NBA rookie to see who can get to 4000 Twitter followers the fastest. The penis receptacle porn performer in question is Valerie Luxe and the NBA rookie is new Detroit Piston, DaJuan Summers. And that’s all fine and good. If you want to get into a follower race with an adult entertainer with an apparent predilection towards NBA players, then have it.

I’m not sure if Joe Dumars will approve, but overall, it’s a pretty harmless venture.

Just, and I’m looking directly at you, Valerie, don’t get mad when a sports blog covering the Detroit Pistons, you know, actually throws some publicity your way. I know, I know. She should outraged a good Pistons blogger kicks her down some attention — considering Valerie’s obsession with Tila Tequila, her complaining about people paying attention to her Twitter stream seems, well, ironic — because that makes perfect sense.

In light of Bob’s brilliant posts, Valerie has turned her Twitter account into a protected area — No more content sniping from her, you bastards! — but not before she tried to tell him what’s what, as seen in the lead image. Of course, Bob responded in kind with an awesome rebuttal, some of which can be seen here:

So as you see, a hate-tweet, a settings change by Ms. Luxe to protect her tweets from being visible to the general public, and then her even going as far as blocking me from sending her requests to follow her. I’m heartbroken.

I probably would have told Valerie to not get her panties all in a bunch, but from the looks of her Twitter picture it appears that they are already bunched up inside her butt. That’s probably not the only thing that’s been up her butt, either. I bet I couldn’t even reply to her anyway, since I’m blocked. It’s funny she protects her twitter tweets, yet you can Google her name and see her flashing her twatter for the world to see all over the internet (e.g. BangBros).

Although, I think the word “ass” would have more impact than “butt,” but maybe that’s just me.

So yeah, Valerie, welcome to the world of social media. If privacy is your thing, why the hell are you in porn? Moving on, while this post concentrated more on the porn star aspect instead of the Summers — the reason this is a “sports topic” to begin with — I’m not sure if every fan approves of DaJuan’s Twitter “courtship” of an adult entertainer. From the comments of Bob’s original post:

how disgusting!! my son loves the pistons, im outraged that they or any player that plays for them would be invloved in such stupidity with a porn girl. my son was reading sports news and fell upon a article about this. im beyond outraged!!

Now I’ll grant you, this could very well be one of us masquerading as an outraged parent, but when you consider the nanny state we are quickly becoming, especially when it comes to sports and children, this kind of response is expected, really.