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Kevin Garnett

Kevin Garnett stayed on the bench for the entire game last night, and he had in his possession something that really stood out, at least to me, anyway: Those massive diamonds adorning his ears. What size are those things? Two carats? Three? Big enough to feed small countries for years and years? Look, I’m certainly not disparaging Garnett for wearing his rocks. His money, his accessories. I’m just marveling at how incredibly huge they are.

Those things might have more carats than the championship ring he received at the beginning of the season. Here’s a side view of one of the rocks in question:

Kevin Garnett

Big enough to have its own zip code — or feed one.