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What we have hear is Nikki Allen, director of volleyball operations at USC, giving a television interview. Unfortunately for Allen, she either locked her knees or couldn’t handle the bright lights of a local television interview and spilling over to the sand. Actually, Allen indicates she was simply tired and jet-lagged, and is fine, which is good because it makes me feel a little better for laughing at the way she sways before her “timber” moment. At first glance, it looks like Allen is fighting a strong wind gust and simply lost her balance.

Unfortunately for her and her Internet anonymity, that was not the case. Welcome to the world of Internet fame, Miss Allen. Enjoy your stay with the rest of the gang, folks like Afro Ninja and Chris Crocker.

Who knows? Maybe the South Park gang will feature you in one of their parodies someday.

There are worse fates.