Is Tiger a Terminator?
By now, you’ve probably heard of his destruction over at the Accenture match play tournament, starting with that incredible rally (three birdies and an eagle on the last five holes) on the first day of the tournament.
You begin to run out of adjectives and superlatives for one Tiger Woods and his unprecedented domination of golf. The difficulty involved in being an ADEQUATE golfer need not be discussed—most athletically inclined individuals understand this—and that’s what makes Tiger’s complete ownership of all things professional golf all the more magnificent (see, another over-used adjective… but in this case, it fits).
There can only be one explanation. Tiger is a Terminator.
Now, he’s not as bulky as the normal T-800 model; perhaps he’s a T-1000 or even the T-X, but the fact remains: If my name was John or Sarah Connor, I’d be worried a guy like Tiger exists. You never know when he’ll get tired of dominating golf and switch his focus to activating Skynet. And then he’ll come for you and you know what that means:
“He cannot be bargained with. He cannot be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear. And he absolutely will not stop until you are dead!”
Sounds like his approach to golf, as well.
By the way, if any of that happens, EC has some ideas how to stop him. However, if he is actually a Terminator, they probably won’t work.