Ashley Cole is Kind of Dumb
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I’m not sure what would compel you to cheat on a woman like Cheryl Cole; maybe we’ll need to ask the Chelsea defender to see if he’d been kicked in the head beforehand. Anyway, the woman that may very well have control over a percentage of Cole’s EPL earnings is not sitting at home, crying over her husband’s brilliant choices (A hairdresser, Ashley? Really?).
And we the writers and you the readers are the beneficiary of Cheryl’s nightlife fun:
Smooth move, ace.
Yeah Ashley, WTF! I mean yeah she’s finer than chiner but damn, you’re only Ashley freakin’ Cole dude! Too much Absinthe will do it every time. That shit’s nasty as hell btw if anyone’s thinking of trying it. NASTY! Unless you like the flavor of BLACK LICORICE.
Maybe he wanted a Bridget Jones-type of girl, being a Brit and everything.
confirming his stupidity…
Yes Ashley is an idiot and well done Cheryl for breaking the WAG model and dumping the chump.
Its a pity Lampard’s other half doesn’t get a backbone and dump him after the amount of (*coughs) liaisons hes had.