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Sixers Cheerleaders + Denim = Win

Chris — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:00:16 +0000

This great find from the guys at The700Level of some of the lovely Philadelphia 76ers cheerleaders getting you in the mood … For Christmas, dirty mind. Said video description is unnecessary, of course. The important details are “cheerleaders” and “denim.” The other details are just superfluous.

If there is one complaint to be had, mine would be “too much Cynthia Gouw.”

While the host is bubbly and cute, she’s not one of the Sixers cheerleaders, otherwise known as the reason we are watching this video. Oh and for the one or two female readers out there, there are some tips on jeans-buying.

You see? There’s something for everyone.Similar Posts:

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Reliving Josh Hamilton’s Greatness (Home Run Derby)

Chris — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:41:42 +0000

No, the Texas slugger isn’t participating in tonight’s Home Run Derby, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy his incredible 28-homer round from last year. The funny thing is, because totals don’t carry over to the final round, and because Hamilton couldn’t reproduce his first round magic, he wound up losing to Justin Morneau.

This year’s Derby features names like Pujols, Howard, and Fielder; as well as Adrian Gonzalez, Brandon Inge, Nelson Cruz, and Dustin Pedoria’s replacement, Carlos Pena. For what it’s worth, Pena is leading the AL in home runs (24). Of course, the perceived favorite, Albert Pujols, is leading all of MLB with 32 dingers. Lest we forget, this year’s All Star festivities are taking place in St Louis, making Pujols’ favoritism all the more legitimate.

And that’s why I’m picking Ryan Howard to win. It seems like the person expected to win usually doesn’t. Ain’t that right, Garret Anderson?

In case watching balls fly over fences to the melodic home run calls of Chris Berman isn’t enough enjoyment, make sure you try out Home Run Derby’s annual drinking game — provided, that is, you don’t mind if your liver doesn’t lead a long and productive life.

If, however, you have one of those unruly livers who doesn’t know its place or how to be quiet, HRD’s drinking game is the perfect way to silence it… Or inspire it to commit an outright revolt against you and your body’s evil ways.Similar Posts:

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Who Knew Cricket Was This Hot?

Chris — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:35:57 +0000

I lived in England for the better part of 12 years — military brat — making me vaguely familiar with cricket; well, enough to know it wasn’t quite for me. I do not, however, recall seeing cricket fans acting like the randy lass in the image above me — nor in the video after the jump. What we have is simply a great find by our namesake, Unprofessional Foul (via, With Leather) of two lovely ladies enjoying some afternoon bowling and batting from the comfort of what looks like a box seat. One of the girls is on the phone when the person she’s talking to evidently lets her know her and her friend are on-camera.

Her friend makes the most of their fleeting fame by giving us something to remember her by:

***NSFW***

***NSFW***

And look, the channel in question didn’t even edit the feed, which is another reason why I love Europeans so much. Had that happened in an American sporting event — say the Super Bowl — there’s no telling the kind of fallout the FCC would’ve unleashed. Oh wait, I take that back. Good thing there weren’t any American helicopter parents watching.

Hell hath no fury like a soccer mom protecting her children from unwanted female breast viewing.Similar Posts:

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Anna K Can Still Pitch Shoes

Chris — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:57:11 +0000

Say what you will about Anna’s tennis career — it certainly wasn’t anywhere near as bad as it was made out to be — but one this is certain, the woman might be the perfect “pitch man” for any athletic attire related to tennis. Just ask K-Swiss, who recently released images from their new Anna K-powered campaign.

The results are simply magnificent.

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Now that is an ad campaign we can believe in. I’ve already order five pair of K-Swiss while I was typing this out. If I’m not mistaken, Anna is part of my purchase package as well. Wait? She’s not? Forget it then. I want a refund.

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SI Swimsuit Models We Like: Daniella Sarahyba

Chris — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:14:41 +0000

Our last SI feature of the day is Daniella Sarahyba, another Brazilian who looks absolutely stunning, especially that megawatt smile of hers. According to her personal information, Daniella started swimsuit modeling when she was 12, count ‘em, TWELVE years old. Apparently, the term “they start them early down there” was meant for Brazil’s modeling industry. Now that she’s safely legal, I have no problem enjoying everything Daniella brings to the table. From what I understand, she too likes guys named “Chris Richardson,” helping her get this coveted spot even more.

Could you imagine what Rio’s Carnival would be like if she was on your arm? As long as you can handle everybody in the place looking at who you arrived with, it’d all be gravy. Just make sure to leave your insecurities at home because a woman like Daniella would surely test them.

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This concludes our spotlight focus on the 2009 SI Swimsuit Edition. There’s a ton of content out there, most of it here, so if these last three posts aren’t enough, open another tab and have at it.Similar Posts:

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SI Swimsuit Models We Like: Irina Shayk

Chris — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:27:47 +0000

Luckiest lion. EVER.
Next up on our tour of SI’s Swimsuit Edition, 2009, is Irina Shayk. She has a tendency to make my vocabulary all Keanu Reeves like — that is, a lot of whoas. Because I know all of you are concerned about the accompanying text posts like these have, I’ll share a little bit about her: Irina is one of those Slavic beauties from Russia. She’s 23 years old — My God. Is that even fair? — and she likes dudes named “Chris Richardson.” She also hung the moon, scored 150 points at Madison Square Garden the other night and loves stomping the yard … Just checking to see if you are still with me.

I get the picture. Enough talk. More Iriana.

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Anybody up for a road trip to Russia? Maybe take a three-day train ride to see if we’re lucky enough to discover someone like Irina? If so, meet me here in about five hours.Similar Posts:

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SI Swimsuit Models We Like: Cintia Dicker

Chris — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:06:51 +0000

It’s Sports Illustrated’s week, apparently. First there was the A-Rod business (still don’t care), and today, their Swimsuit Edition hit the intertubes — and the reaction is absolutely everywhere. So, instead of simply reviewing the issue or the like, I’m simply going to focus on a few of the models that stood out to me. Warning: These posts will not include Brooklyn Decker, Bar Refaeli or Danica Patrick. These ladies are already famous and don’t need any help of mine. No, instead, I’m focusing on perhaps some of the more unknown models who happened to catch my eye.

Oh, and no Jessica Gomes either. I’ve already established my affection for her. No use beating another dead horse with these posts.

My first spotlight focuses on SI rookie Cintia Dicker, a stunning redhead from Brazil, who also happens to have German blood coursing through her veins. Let’s see — red hair, fiery Brazilian with German blood. I doubt many people have ever won an argument against her.

Anyway, enough of my gab. On with the pics:

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Did I mention there’s something incredible about those damn redheads? Because there is. I’ll be back with a couple more posts like this shortly.Similar Posts:

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SI Swims With the Ladies

Chris — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:02:15 +0000

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It’s that time of year, folks. The time when Sports Illustrated turns into Titillation Illustrated, as incredibly gorgeous women literally pour out of their pages, some wearing less then dental floss, some wearing nothing but body paint (!!!!). One of the reasons this year’s SI Swimsuit Edition makes me so happy — more Jessica Gomes. We’re huge, HUGE fans of Miss Gomes, so this time of year is almost like Christmas all over again.

You can see why here:

We will be back with much more coverage on SI’s Swimsuit Edition later today.Similar Posts:

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The Evolution of a Sports Hottie

Chris — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:11:20 +0000

SportsByBrooks, before becoming an awfully prominent sports blog (much to the denizens of Fark’s dismay), was known as a site that featured an awful lot of attractive “sports babes” who appeared for SbB-sponsored sports trivia contests at various So-Cal bars. There are tons of galleries of these appearances, preserving those memories for your personal pleasure.

One lady in particular got a level of notoriety — no, I’m not talking about Denise Milani, either — for a Photoshop mix-up. I’m referring to SbB girl Jessica (6, to be exact).

However, what happens to these fledgling sports hotties once they get “discovered? Some go on to to be ~~big boob~~ Internet models, while others try the nude pin-up route (NSFW). Then there are the Jen Stergers of the world — ladies who have remained relevant for the very reason they became so.

SbB girl Jessica, however (or Jessi, how she’s now known), stayed with the sports gig and now one of the of ladies offering sports and attractive, big-busted views over at the Fantasy Sports Girl site (registration required).

She even does video too:

Her route is a similar one: she’s gone from appearing in tank-tops at bars for sports trivia night, to being confused for a hot LSU fan, to someone who actually gets to talk about the sports she was exploited for when she began appearing on the web. Granted, the format still calls for Jessi to appear as bodacious as she can, but at least she’s allowed to be seen and heard now.

Another bonus, it doesn’t look like Jessi’s being subjected to poor Photoshop attempts because these certainly seem real:

If you don’t mind being a made-up face with big boobs and tank tops, there’s a career in the sports blogosphere waiting on you. You might have to start out small in local bars, holding trivia score cards, but take it from Jessi, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. Furthermore, Jessi’s the only one I noticed who started with an SbB stint. There may be more.Similar Posts:

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Figure Skating Dresses are Fun

Chris — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:14:20 +0000

Saw this on Fark’s showbiz tab last night. Apparently, I’m not the only one. In the originating article, we learn the skater in question is the lovely and talented Ekaterina Rubleva. After her breast was exposed–or her boob popped out, depending on your chosen vernacular–the pair smiled (knowingly?) and continued their routine. I haven’t seen the scores of the event, but I wouldn’t be surprised if every male judge in the house gave ~~the duo~~ Ekaterina as many perfect 10s as they could.

I know I did.

If you’d like to see the unblocked version of Ekaterina’s unfortunate wardrobe malfunction, click here. Or you can click the lead image for a better view.Similar Posts:

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